my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"

Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

by Psycho_The_Rapist August 18, 2016

hard daddy

A dominant male who is controlling to his submissives.

Bruto is such a hard daddy disciplining his submissives!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 30, 2015

hard ten

us!

laura and joanna are hard tens

by laura and joanna June 10, 2014

Bitch Hard

An adjective describing the extreme and bitter toughness of certain activities. Bitches be hard.

Nick: "Yo Tommy, how was dat chem test?"
Tommy: "That shit was fucking bitch hard"
Nick: "Aww shit"

by tomdawg August 30, 2012

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

by The Website February 26, 2013

Hard Get

A person that is not easily obtained. Either too beautiful or too popular to get their attention.

Someone that knows their self worth and is not easily wooed or fooled into a date or other interaction.

A celebrity or high level executive would also be an example of a hard get.

"Ellen has so much going for her, she sure is a hard get"

by JimmyJamez March 16, 2010