running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy
by lonoxyyisgay June 26, 2022
Get the humping the floor layup mug.A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.
Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.
by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016
Get the Humping the Floor mug.The act of assaulting someone with the Humping Coyote involves making your hand into the shape of a coyote (with your 3rd and 4th fingers together with the thumb and your index and pinky fingers sticking straight up) then preceding to "hump" someone's head or shoulder with the coyote to a beat that you provide.
by humpingcoyote November 8, 2009
Get the Humping Coyote mug.To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.
Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.
by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005
Get the humping the couch mug.A Humping Party is when you and a whole bunch of friends (male or female) just start humping each other and other friends, random people, etc. While doing it you've gotta yell out "Humping Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty" , to make it official.
Guy 1: Yo, Lisa is looking sexy today
Guy 2: Then lets throw a Humping Party
*Guys 1 and 2 walk over to Lisa and hump her in a friendly way*
Guys 1 and 2: HUMPING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY.
Guy 2: Then lets throw a Humping Party
*Guys 1 and 2 walk over to Lisa and hump her in a friendly way*
Guys 1 and 2: HUMPING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY.
by Koinz April 6, 2009
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