hilf

hoe i’d like to fuck

oh damn megans a hilf.

by deeznutsbaby November 1, 2019

hilf

horse or pony i'd like to foook!

George Washington's horse is a hilf!

Seabiscuit is such a hilf, straight upp!

F cows! We love them hilfs! nayy!

by Gerthen Marposss March 14, 2008

hilf

(H)illbilly (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck
HILF

basicly a play-off of the word MILF (mother id like to fuck)

"wow, dude check out that guy who rolls his joints so finely, he's a definate HILF"

by Tom Bellmont August 31, 2008

HILF

An acronym for "Homie I'd like to fuck", refers to that really attractive friend that you just want to bang.

God damn, Michael is a HILF in those tight jean pants.

by Phrogmed September 4, 2021

HILF

Hebrew I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, I worked out at the J and was up to my ass in HILF!

by Fugster1 November 25, 2009

HILF

An acronym meaning “Hayden I Like to Fuck”

Usually reserved for Haydens that are incredibly sexy/handsome

Girl 1: Check out Hayden, he looks hot tonight
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s a HILF

by HaydosAus February 11, 2018

HILF

Hermaphrodite I’d like to fuck

“Damn that HILF was looking hella voluptuous.”
“Check out that HILF, they’ve got it all.”

by Gaybasher69420666 December 5, 2019