htfb

Hurry the fuck back or Hurry the fucking back

Myke: BrB getting a corndog
Elena: Mike HTFB or ama kill you >:O
Alex: Oh get me one too :D

by MykeTheAwesomeKidYouJustMet December 7, 2010

HTFUM

"Hurry The Fuck Up Mate"
When you want someone to hurry the fuck up but want to be a bit polite.

You: "Where are you? I'm here by myself"
Friend: "I'll be there in 5"
You: "HTFUM"

by watermelonzz October 31, 2016

HTFO

Hold the fuck on.

You guys need to HTFO!

by AwkwardAspen February 1, 2019

HTFO

Hang The Fuck ON!

HTFO or you're gonna eat dirt!

HTFO or you're gonna eat dirt in this corner!

by speedthrills February 26, 2019

HTFF

Stands for Happy Tree Friends Fetish.

I'm severely ill with HTFF, and the only antidote is jacking to cute little cartoon characters dying horrible gory deaths.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

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the most superior version of whomst've

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

by anonymous April 22, 2021

HTFYSI

However the fuck you spell it

"Spontaneity or HTFYSI" James IMed to his buddy.

by Sinkes December 30, 2008