Definitions by watermelonzz

HTFUM 

"Hurry The Fuck Up Mate"
When you want someone to hurry the fuck up but want to be a bit polite.

You: "Where are you? I'm here by myself"
Friend: "I'll be there in 5"
You: "HTFUM"

HTFUM by watermelonzz October 31, 2016