Hoeni

Best/coolest person you will ever meet

Person 1: have you seen hoeni he is sooo cool
Person 2: yeah I know right

by Ya boy biscuit April 10, 2020

Haven

A beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, sassy, sweet, funny, independent, and stubborn person If you are ever fortunate to encounter a Haven you should hold on to them tight because they bring with them a once in a lifetime kind of friendship They have one of the kindest hearts you will encounter and will always be there when you need someone to lean on They take care of You when you need help and will never leave you when you need them the most They live a life for Christ showing it in everything they do, and hold Jesus in their heart They are the true embodiment of a kind, caring, trusting, and good person Their smile chases out the darkness faster than light She keeps too much too herself and wishes to let others know but doesn’t know how If you have a Haven in your life let them know you will be there for them She is a strong and determined individual, who will always fight for what she wants Haven will speak her mind and won’t hold back what needs to be said She always knows just what to say to light you up when you’re down
She lives her life for others and not for herself She is as selfless as someone could ever be Haven is some you aspire to be She is the friend you have always wished She is everything and deserves eveything Haven may at times think she is alone when in reality she has an army behind her just waiting for a chance to help her fight Everyone who knows somebody by the name Haven has been given a blessing by God, for Haven is an ANGEl ON EARTH!

Haven is the greatest friend you will ever have!

by kbonnieb630 July 10, 2018

Winter Haven

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008

Haven gice done

When you can't decide whether to say "have a nice one" or "have a good day" so your brain makes you say both.

Dude I just said "haven gice done" to a bus driver, I am now going to jump off a cliff.

by 2.4braincell April 24, 2021

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

havencha

a quicker way to say, "haven't you?"

Girl 1: I broke up with my bf. He was dumb and so were my other two.

Girl 2: Wow, you've had problems in that department, havencha?

by coolbeans May 2, 2008

Combe Havened

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior

Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened

by Sparky999 September 23, 2009