There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."
by jackdickalick July 16, 2020

by L&b03 June 23, 2017

by abracazebra August 21, 2025

The act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room.
by Xi Chen September 25, 2012

When someone responds to an article/headline/meme and gives a knee jerk response based on what they think their political tribe wants to hear.
Last week Karen said Trump should get impeached because he incited violence, but if you look at her tweets, she said violence during BLM is justified. She's playing political hopscotch.
by idontwanttomakeupapseudonym February 15, 2021

by sage.pinkie July 26, 2022

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021
