Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Herpighonasyphilaids

Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual

You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

helping hand

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

heroing

To single handedly charge into a group of enemies in a attempt to look like a hero.

Note: The possibility of sucess should be very low.

In a game (lets say DoTa), when player A charges into the enemy team alone...
*player A charges head on into 5 enemies*

player B : "WHY ARE YOU HEROING?! "

*player A dies*

by HeroSin February 18, 2010

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

will herding

A two timing, ratting out little prick who will get some from any living piece of meat with a vagina, but especialy gorillas and fire crotches, nazis are also accepted.

also known for his Hair and weight lifting OCDs.

See prick

1. That kids such a douche.
ya, what a will herding.

2. I totally pulled a will herding last night.

by Study Hall April 10, 2008

red herring

Red herrings were often used by jail birds to mislead hound dogs that were tracking them.

The expression "red herring" refers to something that is misleading.

His wedding ring is a red herring, he is definately gay.

by F B September 11, 2007