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herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly September 7, 2008
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HERP ON THE HANDS

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011
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Herp a Derp

1: A way of saying that something is/sounds stupid. 2: A mean thing to call retarded people.
1: Ya that'll work herp a derp.
2: Haha, look at the herp a derp's helmet.
by That guy over by the icecream November 23, 2010
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Herp da derp

A variant of Herp Derp, Herp da Derp is:
1.) An expression when someone says something obvious.
2.) An expression for when someone says/does something stupid.
3.) A random expression usually used during an awkward silence, but can be used out of complete randomness; can also be used as a greeting.
1.)Guy1: Canada is a country.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!

2.)Guy1: I just drove off a skyscraper on a scooter.
Guy2: HERP DA DERP!

3a.)Guy1: I'm gay.
Guy2: ........ HERP DA DERP!

3b.)Guy: -opens chat room with random friend- HERP DA DERP!
by herpdaderp:D August 18, 2010
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herp locker

the vagina of a girl who has herpes
Dude, i went down on a girl and didn't know she had a herp locker.
by budlightdraft May 15, 2015
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Herp-nerding

Present participle of herp-nerd (Verb).

The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.

The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
(ex 1): Two individuals sit in a restaurant looking over a menu. This is the (normal) immediate object or circumstance at hand.

Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.

The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).
by davidjkeys January 13, 2013
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Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.
Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'
by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011
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