babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

santa's little helper

a hot little booty that works for the ceo

Jimmy: Did you see the skirt on santa's little helper?
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.

by Bombsky February 26, 2010

Little Helper

A term used to describe a player stuck shuffling cards at a poker game. It used in (home) tournament poker play when someone is eliminated from play, thereby having nothing else to do. The term is typically applied to male players as the diminutive term "little" adds an extra jab. The term is synonomous with "shuffle beotch".

"John, don't shuffle the cards. Give them to Julio, he's our little helper."

by Haggis McToe February 6, 2009

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

by GC89 October 20, 2006

Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

Santa's little helper

cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.

I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.

by jburke524 September 19, 2011