Haji bargam

Iranian slang when someone has done sth amazing and other people are amazed by that

That sandis khor just embezzled 3000 million ,haji bargam

by Aliz_k August 14, 2018

Haji-Mart

The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

by bulldoggin January 13, 2007

haji springer

the seven/eleven rapper.

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer

by b-low July 26, 2006

haji sandwich

A breakfast item commonly found at the continental breakfast of a Haji-run Kansas City Econo-Lodge. Excellent snack for sharing with your neighbors while sitting in traffic because of their aerodynamic design.

I'm so hungry I could eat a Haji Sandwich.

by Little Elvis October 5, 2006

Haji Sandwich

Two pieces of bread, untoasted, with nothing on them. Served in a ziplock baggie.

I went to the conteniental breakfast and all the had was some Honeycomb and some Haji Sandwiches

by Cptsteve October 3, 2006

Haji Jerkey

Pieces, remnants, blood, organs, or hunks of flesh remaining from dead insurgents/terrorists in Iraq or Afghanistan. Used avidly to describe dead muj in SVBIED attacks.

The suicide blew himself up into haji jerkey as our convoy padded.

Kill Count - 1 (HIMSELF)

Have fun in Hell, asshole.

by Squirell July 3, 2005

Haji grabass

The act in which middle eastern males grab, touch or snatch each others genitals or butts.

Get back to work! There's no playing Haji grabass when you're supposed to be digging that trench!

by PoweredByMexican July 25, 2010