Green Detour

1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.

2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.

Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."

by a9ent smik April 23, 2010

Stephen M. Green

Certified YouTuber

Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?

by KRJ_YT August 29, 2021

suck it green boy

how come no one did that.
It's my favorite quote from wilbur soot.By green boy people mean dream. This quote was said when L'Manberg declared freedom and independence. It was very funny, you should have seen that.

wilbur: as we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees. The great hills to our south and the walls that have protected for years. I, as the now president L'Manberg hereby state:
willbur: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
multiple people: *laughing*
tubbo: I think we've won
wilbur:life,liberty and the pursuit of freedom.

by ana_glitch December 6, 2020

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Green Eggs and Bam

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.

We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.

by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

Reverend Green

n. Common reference to the great soul singer Al Green, whose greatest hit was "Let's Stay Together." It was in the early 1970s that Green san a run of hits that made him not just an R&B star but a pop icon. Since 1976, Green has concentrated on gospel music, recording numerous albums, but only two pop offerings. Since 1979, he has led his Baptist congregation, the Full Gospel Tabernacle, in Memphis, Tenn. For his release in 2007, "Everything’s OK," Green embraces both worlds by releasing a "secular" album under the name The Reverend Al Green.

"I wanted to put on this album who I am—to 'fess up to it! I'm the Reverend Al Green, and everybody calls me that, from Argentina all the way to the Catskills. So that's who I am."

"They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But you got a prayer in Memphis"
-- Marc Cohn, 'Walking in Memphis'

by Dan Weyandt April 1, 2008

Geenerk

A 'geenerk' is a person that embodies the traits of a geek, a nerd, and a dork. In other words, someone that you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult (geek), whose IQ exceeds his weight (nerd), and has odd interests, and is often silly at times (dork). This term was coined by Elaine Perez in September 2009 while referring to her friend Cesar Bocanegra.

If you do a survey with your friends asking them if you're a geek or a nerd, and the response back is that you're both and also a dork, then you're a geenerk.

by MaximusMustache October 5, 2009