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guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011
I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.
by hir0 August 23, 2011
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Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.
by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017
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angie is from Guanajuato.
oh i can tel cause shes fine like wine
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Guantanamera

Standin at the bar, with a Cuban cigar. Guantanamera eyein' me from far!
by AndrewDriZzle October 1, 2007
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Guano Loco

Batshit Insane.

Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.

Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.

Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.

Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.
Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"
by Bush Girl September 4, 2009
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GuangZhi

Adj.

To describe a guy who lacks common sense and have extreme fears for scary movies.

Noun.

A person who is completely normal and functional however, people often wondering how he had survived all his life with such little common sense. since its not very uncommon to have a Guangzhi staying awake all night because of a mildly scary movie that he/she just watched.
Don't be a Guangzhi, watch Dead at the Box Office with me. what? no? too scary for you?
by super sunny-D with rum July 13, 2011
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Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative
Holy guano! This place smells like guano!
by Tehpola June 27, 2004
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