Oh hai guise! Or: Hai guise! is basically a Internet-slang/channey way of saying Hi guys! It's used a lot in Internet memes. (I don't know the exact origins so this definition basically needs modification.)
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Get the guysexual mug.Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."
Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!
Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.
(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."
Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!
Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.
(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
by esay002 May 10, 2009
Get the Guiseppi mug.voted the most road town in Yorkshire, Guiseley is run by whatever bad boys hang around the car park accross the bridge from Nethermoor stadium, guiseley is home to all sorts of ages, from toddlers wearing full adidas tracksuits, teens closing deals outside Mcdonalds, adults driving to work parked in shit traffic and old people who take 10 minutes to cross the zebra crossing outside Morrisons, Guiseley is the home of the mandem. Most of the places in guiseley are nice, but places not to go if you are a visitor are definitely the bit outside morrisons at 8:20 on a weekday, or the woods next to nunroyd park at 4:00 in the afternoon as this is where the mandem smoke the weed ygm, if you go to either of these places at that time, you will get cheffed up my guy.
person 1: "i just went to get some milk from morrisons last thursday morning and i came back with more holes in me than a cheese grater"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
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The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
Douche1: "Hey girls, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, lol!"
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
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