girthquake

1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.

2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after sex with a person who has a large penis.

Every time he walks by, I feel a girthqake.

The size of his unit caused a girthquake. The aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.

by Brandoonline May 5, 2011

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Girth

The thickness of your dick

I told that girl I had the girth at birth

by Yupgothim June 8, 2016

Garthed

To steal/take something without permission

Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)

"Get garthed son"

"Sick mate, someone's left a bike here! That's getting garthed!"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

gorth

Noun

Definition: your mom

Used when you want to say your mom

Bob: Who?
Joe: Gorth.

by Oh26636262772 April 5, 2022

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

Logan Garth

A little annoying b**ch , or somebody from Melbourne

Dude 1: hey look he/she is doing a Logan Garth

Dude 2: I don’t even want to know

by Lildarthvader November 2, 2018