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Gurn Perm 

A rare hairstyle acheived by consuming large amounts of MDMA and then lying down, often as a part of a cuddle puddle. The subtle head rolling that accompanies your gurning will cause your hair to bunch up at points of contact with pillow and/or bedding materials. the resulting mess is known as a gurn perm.
Elisha has been in the middle of a cuddle puddle for hours, her gurn perm looks like she just woke up after an epic restless night.
Gurn Perm by SirDunco November 9, 2011
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Gurn monster 

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.
"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"
Gurn monster by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011

Gurn Victim 

An amazing punk band made up of multiple talented people who make amazing songs like cut skin
I am going to see my favourite band Gurn Victim
Gurn Victim by GurnVictimFan1 November 20, 2023

Burn Gurn 

The process of moving hot food around one's mouth in order to avoid burning.
Man, look at Adam doing the burn gurn. That pasta must be well hot.

Aaron's bird is so ugly, she looks like she's permanently doing the burn gurn.
Burn Gurn by eddy1978 April 30, 2011

Godzilla Gurn 

A term used to describe a particular and severe gurn (a distorted facial expression, caused by various drugs, resulting in a grotesque face and in some cases, the jaw action of a jackhammer).

An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.
1. "Blimey! That chap has a vicious godzilla gurn."
2. "Watch out! Here comes gurnzilla."

Sand Gurn 

Derogatory term for an Arab or person of general Middle-Eastern ethnicity.
No, no, these weren't gurns, they were sand gurns. Like, from Saudi Arabia.
Sand Gurn by motpasm23 March 30, 2009