gulag

The place where capitalists go when we win, comrade. A sleepover camp in scenic Siberia, with lots of fun activities to do (whether you want to or not). When the Communist Party tells you to go to gulag, that's where you better go. For the great gift of gulag, we have no-one but Stalin to thank.

Capitalist: I'm terrified what's going to happen now that the damn Reds have taken over this country!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!

by phukker April 24, 2020

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gulag

working atmosphere with Meet Doshi on his personal website, www.wave-gaming.com

Man, Meet Doshi is Stalin. Maybe fifty years after his death Russia will get better.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

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Gulag slap

Killing someone with one shot when in the Gulag fight on Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

Slayer_Elite: He's on the right next to the flag, homie.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.

by ertelzway March 26, 2020

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amber gulag

Very sexy girl and gets everything her way, always has a boyfriend when needs it

Did you see amber gulag today🤤🤤

by amberpoop November 18, 2020

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Go to gulag

An order issued to someone in order to send this particular person to a Soviet labor camp commonly reffered to as GULag.
Can only be used by high ranking officers of Red Army, Soviet Airforce, Soviet Navy or a member of Politburo.

Stalin - "Go to gulag Tovarishch, for you betrayed our glorious nation"

by Apost0 September 01, 2019

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