The place where capitalists go when we win, comrade. A sleepover camp in scenic Siberia, with lots of fun activities to do (whether you want to or not). When the Communist Party tells you to go to gulag, that's where you better go. For the great gift of gulag, we have no-one but Stalin to thank.
Capitalist: I'm terrified what's going to happen now that the damn Reds have taken over this country!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!
by phukker April 24, 2020
Get the gulagmug. by Anonymous May 25, 2003
Get the gulagmug. Slayer_Elite: He's on the right next to the flag, homie.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.
Engolozin: Thank you my g... I'm going to Gulag slap this kid.
by ertelzway March 26, 2020
Get the Gulag slapmug. by amberpoop November 18, 2020
Get the amber gulagmug. by QEK May 7, 2021
Get the Space Gulagmug. An order issued to someone in order to send this particular person to a Soviet labor camp commonly reffered to as GULag.
Can only be used by high ranking officers of Red Army, Soviet Airforce, Soviet Navy or a member of Politburo.
Can only be used by high ranking officers of Red Army, Soviet Airforce, Soviet Navy or a member of Politburo.
by Apost0 September 1, 2019
Get the Go to gulagmug. by Gulag baby April 15, 2020
Get the gulag babymug.