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NPC Guitarist

A guitarist that will have no legacy as a guitar player in the music scene.

Mainly a bedroom/studio guitarist that makes content for his or hers Instagram or YouTube account to get clout for there own fake ego.

Struggles to form bands with people due to there inflated ego and bad attitude towards other musicians.

These npc guitar players are mainly guitar "shredders" that like to "play fast" and think there's nobody at there level. But they can't even do a perfect song structure for a song.
Hey bro" did ya see that aswome guitarist vid I sent ya on insta"

Yeah bro "but he is just a npc guitarist"
by shizzy nips November 28, 2022
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guitarist

About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...

- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.

- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.

- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.

- The music they create is banal dog doo.

Not to be dealt with, period.
The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:

1.)Jason Becker

2.)Steve Howe

3.)Robert Fripp

4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
by Beelzebub Is Back November 3, 2007
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guttersmut

a low down girl with no self value sucking penis for drugs or money which is a guttersmut, white trash, skimpy cloth wearing butherface.
the bottom of the bottom dumb dirty gutterwhore cumguzzling dumpsterbitch sperm burbing prostitue a cheap plastic one which is what we call a guttersmut
by Bananas biotch February 7, 2008
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Grierism

The process of stating the obvious, with inadaquate, falsified, copy & paste from microsoft.com evidence, to be later shot down in a barrage of abuse from your colleagues, it's your own damn fault.
Gary: Ctrl+V, fail.
World: Grierism, who needs it.
by Epic Winnor May 19, 2009
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Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.
God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!
by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019
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guitarist

See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).
Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.
by Ka August 9, 2004
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guitarist

guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.
Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!
by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003
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