Guitared

Masturbating. Often to pictures of Gareth Bale.

I guitared for so long than my penis fell off.

by Mr420alot February 21, 2011

Guitarded

Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.

It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).

1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"

2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."

3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"

4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"

by Blaue Augen December 29, 2006

guitarded

someone who can't play guitar hero

look at how guitarded he is. he sucks.

by rachellethequeen February 11, 2008

guitarded

when you are bad at guitar playing

I'm so bad at guitar i'm guitarded

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Guitarded

When your eyes get disoriented from playing too much Guitar Hero.

{After a few hours of Guitar Hero};

"Dude, is that picture moving?"
"Naw, you just got guitarded!"

by sup brah January 4, 2008

geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004

guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009