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gumpy

Can be used in different terms, but the true definition of gumpy is used to describe someone in a not necessarily offensive way, just kind of matter-a-factly.

Typically gumps are:
-tall
-gangly
-dorky
-goofy
-square
-dumpy

mostly teen boys 15-19/
Stop being so gumpy.
by whoosyadaddy October 1, 2006
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mad gimpy

either the coolest of the cool or the worst of the worst never the middle
Jake after Josh won the lotto "mad gimpy"

Josh after Jake just got raped by a 40 year old man "mad gimpy"
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Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
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gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea
Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!
by shippou and pals April 19, 2008
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Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009
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Gimpy

Gimpy
by Sterling0x1 May 15, 2019
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Gumpy

Biggest douchebag on the FluffyCommunity and TFS at large. Compare to WetFluff from the FluffyBooru and compare to Snooki from Jersey Shores.
by ZaWarudoKY June 9, 2021
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