penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

Guillaume

Guillaume will be the most amazing and sexiest person of all times, they can make you laugh until you die are gorgeous and at the same time when they show you their abs and sexy body and you just won't resist a ride in bed with them! at the same time a ride in bed with them is a YES because they have a big dick and know how to use it ! Don't pass the chance if you ever meet one !

Friend1: Wow Guillaume is so good in bed !
Friend2: I know I nearly fainted seeing that sexy body !

by Mrcool123 May 24, 2015

Guillaume

Makes me horny

Guillaume makes me horny

by Guillame April 8, 2022

Guilty Text

The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".

In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.

The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.

Example:

Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.

Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.

by Coopers November 3, 2009

Gullywasher

Chiefly Southern term for a heavy rainstorm.

They say the rain's movin' in, from the looks of it I'd say it's gonna be a real gullywasher

by Hooter Stumpfuck II February 4, 2007

Guillermo

One of the coolest cats who ever lived. 1990 to 2008. and my best friend. rest in peace dude. You will be missed.

We adopted Guillermo from the cat shelter when he was just a baby.

by daywalkz March 13, 2009

Guillaume

The French equivalent of the name William. Sometimes shortened to "Gui" for short. Guillaumes' are creative, sensitive, terribly-attractive, have a love for shoes, but sometimes introverted.

If you ever have the pleasure to meet a Guillaume to not pass up the chance. They will make you laugh and sing!

That shoe is so beautiful and has the charisma of Guillaume.

by More than Fun February 5, 2010