A beautiful device used to behead tens of thousands of revolutionary scum during the French Revolution and the reign of daddy Maxamilien Robespierre.
Wow, it's so great how our benevolent leader Robespierre is so selflessly cleansing France of the filthy counterrevolutionaries with his guillotine so we can live in the Republic of Virtue!
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