tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

Go Guardian

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.

Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!

by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020

The Wraith Guard

An Elite guild in the 5pg developed Game "Dawn of the Dragons"

Never sway from destiny's call.

You may stand against the odds like The Wraith Guard did, and win.

by Insurgi December 21, 2013

blind guardian

Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.

Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums

by Karth June 30, 2004

Blind Guardian

the band that pwns you.

"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"

"Dude...ever hear of BG?"

"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"

by Mabus November 9, 2003

Guardian Reader

Synonym for Champagne Socialist.

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

by cocksuckah December 14, 2010

the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed

Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.

by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021