Guber

A stage in a man's life when he acts in a way which other's would usually find embarrassing. This can include such acts as answering the mailman in your underwear or long boring inquiries into common sense tasks that lead to long meaningless stories.

I dropped by Frank's house to get my textbook and while he ran to get it, saw his dad frying sausage and eggs wearing nothing but his underwear. What a guber!

by imwithid April 4, 2009

gubernataculosis

ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)

Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis.

by weeZy August 12, 2002

Gubernor

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.

The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.

by albud October 3, 2010

gubernator

pilot, leader, captain, etc. (latin root)

"i drive a boat and im a gubernator."

by Scott V April 25, 2006

Gubernick

Is a name for a girl who wants sex with any guy that can fill her pussy that has been beaten to hell by her daddy.

A busted up pussy from having sex like a wild whore.

Person1:That girl is hot! Person2: Man you don't want that, that shit is a gubernick.

by Kruska November 5, 2007

gubernatorial

Group activity involving the choking of one's chicken during heated political discourse.

Hey, man, those guys have gone all gubernatorial over at the democratic national convention.

by Chuck Wells September 23, 2003

da guberment

A humorous misspelling of 'the government' as if stated by a toddler.

i werk fer da guberment

by AJ Deadshow November 28, 2021