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gazoongas

Great big ol' tits on a girl. We're talking milk jugs. This term must be pronounced with zest and enthusiasm. Can be spelled with multiple O's for emphasis.
Sean turned around and just about fell over when he saw the tits on the girl next door. Eric looked and exclaimed, "Check out the gazoongas on that girl!"
hahahaha
by Firemaneric May 24, 2006
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Guano Insane

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane
by elnapalm May 2, 2022
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Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.
Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...
by B. Hanback August 4, 2008
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gazots

gazot(s), noun. Those little chingas that form in a unit of Whole Blood or Packed red blood cells (PRBCs), otherwise known as microclots, lumps, mass, globs. Usually discovered when you have a STAT order and are about to infuse.
Did you see Linda was about to transfuse two units PRBC STAT, when she discovered gazots in the bag? Oh well, it is what it is.
by Sexy Nurse October 18, 2010
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Seymour Guado

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.
Fangirl #1 Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*
by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007
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Guanopsychosis

My mother-in-law suffers from guanopsychosis.
by stykzorz August 25, 2013
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bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
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