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guatamadian

I have a guatamadian friend.
by R32-B14 February 15, 2018
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Guatemalaness

A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.

First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.
"You're afraid of my Guatemalaness, my natural heat"
by Johnny_James October 31, 2007
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Guatamalen Gator Roll

When giving a woman oral sex, one latches onto her clitoris with his front teeth. He then proceeds to death roll as if he were a gator killing its prey. Also when a woman death rolls on a male's genetalia.
My girlfriend gave me a sand job last night and I haven't been able to walk all day. I'm gonna get her back with a guatamalen gator roll.
by Fuck Bandit October 11, 2009
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Guatemalan

noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.
Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.
by Apparatjik November 20, 2010
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Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
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Guatemala

Guatemala..Best Country like eva..
"Ay Yo, i want mi sum pollo Campero"
"Aitte den, lets go to Guatemala
by Irene April 19, 2005
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Guatemalan hot pocket

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.
The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
by Spicemaster February 15, 2012
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