gruntesque

A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.

"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."

"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."

by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019

grungsual

A type of grunge who does not dress in the typical grunge way or behave in the typical grunge activities. A grunge who, instead of wearing jeans and exclusively listening to grunge music, wear sweatpants and listens to other genres of music.

Person 1: You're the type who skips school and smokes cigarettes on your car and wears jeans and wallet chains and listens to Nirvana. You're grunge.
Person 2: I can kinda see myself as grunge because of my hair and band hoodies but I'm usually in sweatpants.
Person 1: So you're like a casual grunge. You're grungsual.

by wheezypup April 3, 2020

gruesome nut

when your nut is particularly gruesome

Gary popped a gruesome nut last night, and it took him hours to clean up

by dickytwister6969696969 June 14, 2021

grunson

the indididual lines or wrinkles that circle your anus.

Marie let me poke her grunson last night.

by jozy7 October 13, 2008

gruesome fivesome

Five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. They often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one sassy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a Tinder addiction, a high maintenance Asian who's delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. Separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the Omen.

Sandra: 'I hate the gruesome fivesome! They always push and kick me!' Brad: 'I know, but then again: they were right about your hair!'

by Ruraljuror91 November 3, 2014

Bell Guness

Bell Guness was known as the Lady Bluebeard she murdered 20 men at her farm house in Indiana to collected their money . She put ads in the news paper looking for would be husbands and when they came over she poisoned them and buried them in her pig pen out back and took all their money they had brought with them. She was found out and killed her children and her maid then burned her farm house down and ran. No one ever knew what happened to her. They also called her a Gibson girl

Bell Guness was a mass murder

by redpillamerican November 23, 2020

gruners

Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.

"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"

by Blaine January 5, 2005