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Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).
Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.
by Deedoid February 3, 2017
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grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.
Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.
by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018
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grundle

The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
by DoctorFunkenstein August 31, 2004
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grundle smack

When you are boning a girl, and your sack slaps against your grundle (also taint, gooch, or chode).
Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.
by matt steve josh May 15, 2006
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Grundles

Underpants, Underwear, be it Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, high rise, low rise, cotton, rayon, or polyester.

Grundles is actually short for grundlemires, as panties is short for underpants.
If you cut somebody off in traffic and they start flipping you off or shouting obscenities, simply say "Hey, don't get your grundles in a bundle, pal."
by Sara B Ellum December 22, 2010
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Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010
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grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.
I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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