Grimming

Making a large bet in HSNL poker, with a dominated hand, which is technically defunct based on the most basic of probabilities.

Lol - I knew teh fish was Grimming it, so I called with middle pair. Ship teh 5k holla.

by bbv4life November 7, 2006

Gremming

The contorting of the face in a gremlin like fashion; usually noted with squinting and/or closing of the eyes, widely opening the mouth, and sticking out one's tongue as far as possible with the intention of engaging in pseudo-sexual behaviours and/or exercising such desires. Drooling saliva from the mouth is optional. Gremlins are known for participating in such behaviour when excited, having a good time or about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.

Check out Brian gremming over there! He must be thrilled he finally got that chick’s number!

Those girls couldn’t stop gremming as we took pictures of the male strippers giving them lap dances at Jenna’s birthday party.

Amanda revealed herself as a gremlin when someone tried to take a picture of her and she opened her grem-latch and stuck her tongue wide out in excitement.

by whackattack10 May 6, 2010

gumming

- v. - The act of chewing marijuana in order to preserve it's presence and flavor

Gangsta 1: Schnap, I'm almost out of dope!
Gangsta 2: Try gumming, mah homie!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

Gromming

Gromming (v): When a woman submerged in water farts and the air bubble moves towards her front and goes inside of her vagina.

Josh: Haha, I farted.
Chris: But no air bubbles came up.
Josh: That's cuz I'm gromming it.
Chris: Aw, sick dude! Your puss smells like a wet fart box!!!

by Toffer666 September 20, 2020

Grimming

Grimming means the opposite of grooming. In which a minor "grooms" an adult.

Prisoner A: So what are you in for?
Prisoner B: I'm in for grimming a mentally unstable 21 year old

by GrimmerRumbl3 November 10, 2020

Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022