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Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.
Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!
by TheKingoftheHill April 11, 2010
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You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.
Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.
by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011
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Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
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Lawrence Gordon

Lawrence Gordon, or Dr. Gordon, is a fictional character from the Saw film series, played by actor Cary Elwes. He is prominently featured in Saw, and is briefly seen in a flashback scene in Saw III.
Chick 1: What ever happened to Lawrence Gordon?
Chick 2: You mean Dr. Lawrence?
Chick 1: Yeah. He was sexy.
Chick 2: No one knows. Some think he's still alive, some think he's dead. There is substantial evidence for both sides of the arguments, but there has still been no definitive conclusion. Saw IV comes out on October 26, perhaps it will clear up any speculation.
Chick 1: ...He was so sexy.
Chick 2: Adam was way hotter.
Chick 1: You're right!!
Chick 2: I kno.
by Tessence January 1, 2009
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Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
by pluoticus May 5, 2012
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Gordon Brown

A penis in a suit.

He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"

Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"

Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
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Groudon

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009
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