grapefruit

a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'

by the lifeless January 30, 2010

grapefruity

peachy, appley, grapey

Man: Hi. How are you?

Bro: Grapefruity, how about you?

by EnglishTiger101 February 21, 2011

grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.

That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.

by roberth March 16, 2011

Grapefruit Dread

The most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. See Grateful Dead.

Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*

by TimeKilledTheDead February 20, 2012

Grapefruit technigue

This is a technigue in which you suck a man's penis with your mouth and a grapefruit for extra pleasure

Example: Hey babe do you wanna do the grapefruit technigue tonight?

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Romulan Grapefruit

Having sex while watching Star Trek and you Vulcan Neck Pinch the other person's boob.

I gave her the good ol Romulan Grapefruit last night and both their tits went to sleep.

by Bagofhotdogwater May 5, 2019