by Ozzie20 January 20, 2022
Get the Groovification mug.The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.
Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010
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Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
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Get the Groovling mug.When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
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Get the groovitational mug.v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
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