grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

I am groot

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I am groot

by MemesDude July 5, 2024

dat groot

BIG ASS

Bruh check out dat groot on the dime over there!

by I'm Tyrone April 27, 2016

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

The Baby Groot

When you shove a small plant up someones ass while screaming "I AM GROOT"

"I was doing the Baby Groot with my boyfriend and he said "I feel bad for the plant"

by robertajenings42069 February 21, 2021

Groot

A marvel superhero who is also in the movies made by the MCU. He is a talking walking and fighting tree. Who can only say three words which are “I am Groot.” He is part of the superhero group “The guardians of the Galaxy.”

I love groot he is so cute.

by Mowaffles September 7, 2021