Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".

It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.

by Miranda408 November 18, 2010

Groomsman

a man who tries to get the groom to come to his senses before he commits to a life long nightmare.

Dude, Im your Groomsman trust me.

by bobmarz March 31, 2010

Groobs

Grandmother's boobs. We have all seen them, they hang down by the belly button region.

Gary's girlfreind has groobs. And shes only 16

by jeffaa December 20, 2007

Groosie

1. something unexpectedly cool
2. someone who is strange

1. I didn't think Mike's party would be fun, but it was. It was so groosie!
2. Did you see the guy on the bus? He was such a groosie!

by moocher99 November 28, 2013

Groose

Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.

"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".

by 2La May 13, 2004

groosh

The act of hitting someone in the male or female lower area with a time telling device such as a clock. It is noted that if it is done at the precise time of 6:03PM the receiver will be granted with a second sex organ.

person 1: I just totally grooshed that guy
person 2: What the hell is that even a word?
person 1: Of course i just made it up
person 2: Oh cool... i dont like happiness
person 1: Same, lets go get high on cheese!
person 2: YEAHHHH!

by Filtux July 21, 2009

groomsbitches

A female that will participate in the wedding of a homosexual couple, usually male, on the groom's side of the wedding party. They are like groomsmen, but bitches instead.

Homosexual male in a committed relationship: "I can't wait to get married. I hope all my single ladies are prepared to be groomsbitches."

by chutneyy June 18, 2011