grobus

the feeling you get right before you take a shit and you know its gunna be a big one cause its expanding your intestines. thats a grobus. see also coolnerd15

arggggggghh! beeeeeaahhhhhhhh! puff! plop!

that arggggghh involved a grobus.

by allhailkingme February 17, 2007

grousemate

making a new years resolution to take a massive shit on another man's chest

guy 1: whats your new years resolution mate?
guy 2: ahh to fucking grousemate every cunt in sight this year

by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010

Heaps Grouse

Australian term used to describe an excessive amount of something that's just totally fucking awesome.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are heaps grouse, mate!

by thetwigman May 1, 2011

The Grouse

Unbelievably excellent and grouse.

That chuck I just had was THE GROUSE.

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

grouse

great!
best fkn thing ever

mann that chicks hair is freakin grouse!

by laurenJIZZFACE May 28, 2007

Grouse

Amusingly-Shaped, excellent, spiffing

that bike is grouse!

by fucknuckle July 15, 2006

grouse

1. something awesome, great etc.

2. can also be substituted with "mickey mouse". continual of australian slang ie. telephone = dog and bone

1. "Like my car?" "Yeah, it's the grouse".

2. "the seats you get there are mickey mouse".

by liverbird upon my chest November 16, 2010