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Grommet

I had fire grommet for 2 days after eating that hot sauce.

That dude's a grommet.

You smell like grommet.
by Zuma June 28, 2007
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gromak

Of or relating to a Shakespearian play.
Hamlet is such a gromak name.
by jeffy wallboy October 2, 2008
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Gromance

Its a girl romance(however no sexual feelings are involved), similar to the bromance but much cuter and girly.
Lynn: I LOVE YOU
Shelly: awee! You're so cute! I love you more silly girl.
Lynn: oh my. We have such a Gromance!
by lhasaurus April 8, 2009
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gromage

The waves today are staight up true gromage.
by Travis December 19, 2002
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Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Grommet

Grommet is a mythical animal used for college physics problems as a projectile. The rodent-like animal shows much curiosity in sciences and appears to demonstrate several humanistic qualities.

The animal is usually described as "The Grommet" although they appear in large bunches when required. Such groups are referred to as flocks due to their tendency to find themselves brought into existence only to be airborne. As such their species has evolved to be of a highly durable, impact resistance creature.

They also exhibit tendencies to wear crash helmets, Viking helmets, capes, and Santa suits.

Origin stems from misconception of the word "Grommet" and "Gerbil" during a student's physics quiz. Student did not find it amusing that a gerbil would be dropped from a tall and aloud to impact the ground, although concern for small animals was lost after be told that a "Grommet" was a small metal washer type object and not an animal.
On earth, the Grommet runs horizontally off a 6 meter cliff at 1.6 m/s, at what time will he land?
by Scotty Bones October 19, 2008
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grommet

My grommet itches. I enjoy the feeling of the cool leather against my grommet.
by Gumaraid February 28, 2011
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