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Groffer

The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.
If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.
by b-costello December 13, 2010
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Frisbee Golfer

This is a slang term used to describe potheads wandering around Forrest preserves throwing Frisbees at each other pretending it is some type of organized sporting competition.
The new kid at work is sloppy and has trouble remembering things, I think he's a frisbee golfer.
by Meanie Meg April 24, 2009
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Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.
1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"
by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013
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Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
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groffee

Gravy and Coffee mixed, with a hint of pepper.
by 543ddd July 19, 2017
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Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.
That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer
by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011
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Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.
Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer
by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012
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