Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

The Pain of Growing Up

Realizing that you are expected to change your old ways and begin to mature, take on responsibilities, take charge of your life, depend on yourself - and being VERY scared to face these changes.

"I wish I was a kid again. I've realized that the world is quite a different place once you become older. We are all robots now, expected to operate a certain way. I have so many things that must be done, and I feel as though the fun times of my past are growing further and further away each day."
"Tell me about it. That's the pain of growing up."

by ttjm June 11, 2016

Gooking

When a person trippin.

Mannn......Mr.Brown gooking , tryna call my mom for no reason.

by Synaya July 30, 2017

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.

Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.

by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

smoking what he's growing

Believing in or agreeing with what someone is saying or proposing.

Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.

by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015