Geoffery

If you want meth, heroin, weed, pills, crack, cocaine and shitty cocain at that, then find a geoffery. Everyone knows that's the plug. Everyone knows where to find him. He can be spotted anywhere, even in a crowd. Just look for the lame loser at the bar with busted rotten teeth. That's the one. The ugly busted lame pathetic drug dealer. The one who got you day and night, just hit him up. Be careful if you got a borad, he might try and slip them a roofy to get some p@#$%. That's the only way he can. Speading all his STDs and Hep C. Watch out he swings both ways, watch his eyes check your junk as he crosses his legs and smiles with his mangled gril. Creepy peepy weepy....digs in the trash for used needles.

The definition of a geoffery is disease infested alien on a broccoli stick.

by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019

Geoffery

Someone who told me he slipped her a roofy. Told him I wouldn't tell , but he got caught with my neighbors dog, a mask and a rubber chicken. ...I'm sure there was peanut butter involved. Probably rubbed it all over his pregnate stomach before he cracked his tooth on the dogs....yeah made a loud sound and slipped off the curb. Sounded like a goat giving birth to a rock. Who knows, but all I could see was his mangled rotten teeth and the crack pipe busted the window and shards cut her lip. Police came and he was arrested for kidnapping a goat and drugging the mailman who they thought was a swinger, but ended up being a transvestite on crack.

Crackhead " where's the crack?"
Geoffery " where's the girl"
Goat " it's in your mailbox with the child porn you traded for meth"

Word of advice never leave your keys with the drug dealer looking for girls to roofy. You might bleed to death in wind.

by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019

Grofter

The act of scraping a penis against men’s teeth, in doing so stray pubes occasionally get stuck between teeth.

Mate have you got any toothpicks, got a stray pube after that grofter last night.

by Downydogfish May 22, 2021

Geoffery Patterson

Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.

“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”

by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 3, 2021

Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits

1. An exclamation for when you see a gross thing.

2. A race of aliens from the planet Globbetygibbit

1. Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits!

2. He looks like a Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits.

by Balss100 December 14, 2023

groofer

A person who spaces out and dissociates frequently, but in a nonchalant/demure and auramaxxing way.

Typa shit grumstick would do.

Grumstick is such a groofer, he's gonna get groofed.

Damn that guy is staring into the distance groofer style, nothing going on in that head.

by marsxiang August 20, 2024

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024