Grach

Short for gratitudes
A greeting word, also used when appreciating a situation for what it is.

Greg spills jims bong water on the carpet, jim says. “Its all grach mate i dont use water in my bong”

Hey mate, the weathers fucking perfect, farkin grach.

by Mong off January 9, 2022

Grouch

n. A person who acts as a bitter bitch.

Stop being such a grouch.

by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004

Goach

A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.

"Hey, meet my goach, Scott"
"I need to call my goach"
"Anal? I'm not sure... I'll ask my goach!"

by RonGuy May 15, 2013

Grouchypants

A person who is bothered and is in a state of grouchiness.

Erin, What's wrong with you? Are you grouchypants?!

by Lawie16 August 25, 2011

Going with Groucho

When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.

For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.

For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.

Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."

Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."

by bangbang973 December 15, 2010

Grooch

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Goach

a handbag knock-off of coach. a very obvious fake with large G print all over the bag instead of the signature C's. the name "Goach" originates from the combination of "Coach" and "Gucci." People who have these purses make fools out of themselves.

what the hell is that. oh its a goach. what an idoit

by bananaphone June 24, 2007