griffen

A cheap nock-off of Griffin.

Just write Griffen with an 'I' jeese...

by >>>>>>>>>>>> May 20, 2008

Griffon

A great alto-player.

Very sensitive and shy around girls.

Dang, did you see Griffon at the concert!?

by NOTTAYLORKATIE November 6, 2011

Griffen

Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.

He tried not to griffen but when I called him a government test monkey he couldn't hold it in.

by Admirizal April 15, 2006

griffen

A griffen is a devastating facial disordeer causing the recipient to slowly deform and form a clitoris on the end of his or hers nose. Men are most inclined to get griffened from being raped as a young child by a sleezey priest or by another child with a lubed up stik. griffene is a slow process and is very painful inbdeed. when it spreads one cazn come all day long and end up with a coldicutt.

my nose was itchy nut when i scratched i nearly collapsed in xtzcy.

by I LOVE BOYS July 29, 2003

griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.

"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Govener Griffon

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.

Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.

by iHax4fun December 25, 2009

Griffendorf

German last name.

his last name is griffendorf

by volcom1fire6 October 11, 2008