Greyhounding

Any disgusting action done on mass transit - particularly airplanes - that ought to qualify individuals for the No Fly List and thus relegate them to Greyhound Buses for all future travel.

This can include masturbation, sex, public defecation, public shaving and more.

Vascular D was caught greyhounding by the person sitting next to him on the flight. He will never fly Wizz Air again.

by Skeet Dawg April 5, 2022

Is-that-a-greyhound?

A phrase that is said in southern Michigan when something is very obvious.

Person 1: "Is that a greyhound?"

Person 2: "The sign says greyhound.....so yes....Is-that-a-greyhound?"

by C.Godzilla August 10, 2012

the greyhound

when you sit to take a shit and it just runs right out of you. Almost like the runs.

I guess there was a rabbit in the toilet cause that greyhound ran right out of me

by Miguel March 3, 2005

greyhound

the act of losing your mind and killing someone, while riding on a Greyhound bus.

While riding across Canada, the loner went absolutlely greyhound and killed this dude and cut off his head!! He totally went Greyhound!!

by chopperzz October 3, 2008

greyhound

one whom has ben around

Damn,that girl Dana is such a greyhound!!!!!

by F#%K-N-VUKE December 25, 2005

greyhound

a drink mixed with grape juice and vodka(GREYgoose) usually a 2:1 ratio. They get you moving . . .

Damn im 3 greyhounds deep, i hope my dick still works tonight.

by j-Plane February 10, 2007

Greyhounded

To be stranded by a bus carrier, especially by the line from which the term derives its name. The company in question is known for altogether skipping stops on its appropriated routes, resulting in major hassles and headaches for weary travelers.

I was Greyhounded last Thursday at Union Station when I waited for three hours and my bus never showed up!

by Mandychi November 9, 2011