The Wayne Gretzky

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA

Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL

by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 20, 2010

Wayne Gretzky

The biggest nancy boy to ever play the sport of hockey. Someone who will never amount to Mario Lemieux.
See Also wannabe sissy afraid

"The ref called a penalty because that player almost hit Wayne Gretzky ."

by McLovin15 October 20, 2008

wayne gretzky

Some random douche who gets credit and endorsments for nothing, he might be the biggest douche in the world.

Look at Wayne Gretzky, what a douche!

by Bill Davis July 26, 2005

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.

Wayne Gretzky is the creator of the gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Dirty Gretzky

When you are having sex, and then you cum, and then you realize it is a dead body.

“Dude I went to the morgue yesterday and I was fucking a girl, then realized I was doing a Dirty Gretzky.”

by Wardy III April 16, 2020

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025