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Old Gregg

A scaly man fish from The Mighty Boosh season 2. He lives in Black Lake, and shows people his mangina.

He likes to drink Baileys from a shoe.
"I'm Old Gregg"

"Some say he's half man half fish, others say he's more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he's a fishy bastard"
by Vince_Noir April 17, 2008
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greggles

Ebonics for the popular vodka, 'grey goose'.
Hey son, lemme get a taste of them greggles.
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Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009
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Greggil

n. dragon word for human; also called two-leggers, georges, hewmohns, and lunch
That guy is such a greggil.
by Rocnik December 2, 2007
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Ezio Greggio

A famous Italian comic and showman, actually a reptilian and intergalactic tax fraud hiding on earth from the space IRS. He's in charge of the new world order with other sionist Martians such as Mike Bongiorno and the mythological creature known as Gabibbo, together they rule the earth and sponsor terrorism around the globe
Hey have you seen Ezio Greggio on TV this night?

Sto cazzo di massone rettiliano bastardo infame che finanzia hezbollah
by Gabibbo April 22, 2021
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geggy

A Glasweigan term used to describe the face.
Shut yer geggy afore a malky ye!!!
by Mad Scotsman July 18, 2003
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greggle

The friend, relative or co-worker you ask questions of rather than using Google.
v. The wifi is down, just greggle it.
by bendunn February 18, 2013
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