Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Draymond Greening

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.

My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

by Morning Snorkel August 1, 2016

Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

by avery_brooks August 21, 2008

greeninker

(sometimes written as two words: 'green inker') A member of the green ink brigade: in British journalistic circles, these are crackpots who write letters to the editors of newspapers or to celebrities, highlighting important words and phrases by using different coloured (typically green) ink. They may also write the whole letter in a coloured ink.

A famous novelist, read the first line of a letter, which began 'Lynda, you rotten swine..' and thought: "Oh no, a greeninker!" but reading on she realised it was a friend expressing mock jealousy over a recent success of hers.

by Wally Greeninker January 5, 2015

Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

geezing

To talk like an old person; especially about physical maladies.

When I asked Joe how he was doin', I didn't want to hear him geezing for 10 minutes about his root canal.

by mollytim June 21, 2010

Greepin

Asking to borrow somes n's money on the spot.

A yo that ho keeps greepin for money.

by Ryan Geronimo July 22, 2007