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Greging it

Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.

Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.
Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."

"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"

2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"

"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."

A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.
by Zyonryu December 13, 2009
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seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.
geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back
by meskk December 31, 2007
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reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.
Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"
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a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016
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Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual
Greg was gregging my dick
by Aman5 November 1, 2020
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greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.
A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.
by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
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Old Gregging

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.
Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka
by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010
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