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greeking

Tommy and Derveep were greeking in the upstairs bedroom
by Danny Provalone June 11, 2006
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secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.
"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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greeting

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."
by anna apple October 12, 2003
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Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.
Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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Chinese Greenlight

It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.

One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*

All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
by Omega, Quail, Fox. January 22, 2010
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Draymond Greening

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.
My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.
by Morning Snorkel August 1, 2016
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Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.
by avery_brooks August 21, 2008
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