granite city

A little shitty place in Illinois filled with hoosiers. About 75% of the population has some sort of STD with their white trash culture. Granite City or, Granite Shitty, is one of the most polluted, over populated places in Illinois.

I ran from a hoosier in Granite City today

by TheFuckOfFire March 27, 2011

Granite

A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet

Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"

by Natarino May 28, 2021

Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.

Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!

by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021

Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

Granite City

A steel mill town full of kids who like to get fucked up. The high school sports teams normally kill edwardsville in every sport possible. We hate Edwardsville.

Granite City is the best place to live.

by Beckkky March 6, 2009

Granite bay

Granite bay is a community north of Sacramento. Everyone their is rich including, movie stars and professional athletes. All the grown ups are stuck up and gossip about each other. Every girl that lives their is a straight slut and the guys from granite bay think they are hard because they are sheltered and don't know what it's like living outside of placer county.

If your girl is from granite bay you might want to get tested.

by gbhater January 28, 2010