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magic the gathering

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.
examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math
by trappy April 19, 2005
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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
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rainbow gathering

1. a non-monetary gathering for peace and community; occurs constantly both nationally and globally. barter welcome, but no alchohol allowed in the gathering proper. opposite of babylon.
"I had a blast helping out a kitchen at the rainbow gathering last summer."
by 2day September 23, 2005
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Gather and Explode

(1)The process of running to a point, gathering your momentum and jumping as high as you can off of two feet. (2)The moment leading up to and the moment of ejaculation.
"Man that chick is like 7 feet tall. I'm gonna have to gather and explode to seal the deal."
by Patrick is a bitch April 11, 2010
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Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
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Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.
That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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snatch gathering

a gathering of females, the opposite of sausage feast.
girl one-wanna go to the party?

girl two-no i heard it was going to be a snatch gathering
by razzledazzle23 December 23, 2012
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