Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 07, 2011

Mitch Grassi

Mitch Grassi is an I C O N I C god who can nothing wrong periodt.

He is literally stunning and he would snatch your weave at a singing battle 💅🏻
He claims he can't dance but we all know that's a lie
Oh and we stan 💁🏻

"Omg have you heard of Mitch Grassi?"
"No"
"I hear that a lot, you should"

by Mr Pritchard October 09, 2020

grassy nole

a female FSU student with an especially aggressive bush

I hooked up at that party off Pensacola Ave... I thought I was in an 80's porno. I had heard that girl is a grassy nole, but DAMN.

by CunningRunt June 18, 2011

grassy wicket

1. a wicket is the name of the pitch used in the game of cricket - a grassy wicket is an indication of an interesting day's play.

2. refers to the pubic hair status of a young female.

2. a good opportunity.

"she looked a bit young, but there was grass on the wicket so i went ahead and played cricket."

by noof April 08, 2004

Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

by Yarrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2010

grassy knollism

a story, specutation or "evidence" that ties in with a conspriacy theory. Relates to the theory that JFK was killed by an assassin on the grassy knoll.

"That's just grassy knollism!"

by Michael Keenan December 02, 2004

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004